Monday 26 July 2010

Animal i have become

Well i think its about time i had another update.  As you can see Ive been busy drawing a poster from Harry potter 6 using a grid. (Before you say using a grid is cheating Michelangelo and davinci used grids so there!!) Anyway Ive almost finished now. Sorry about the crap quality in this picture , it was taken with my 2 mega pixel camera so it looks a tad shaiiit. Ive been working on this the past 2 nights while watching TV. I came across this film  - "Guest House Parediso" Staring Rik mayall . It was hilarious i think it must be added to my favourite films collection.

Another thing Ive been doing this week is writing fan fictions. The one I'm writing wright now is a Harry potter fan fiction based around the time of the marauders. I have an idea about where its going to go but the hard part is writing it all out so ill just see how it goes. Basically its about Remus/Sirius although ive only written one chapter and its more of an introduction and doesn't really have much to do with the plot.
Anyway here is the link...

Sunday 18 July 2010

Weird people

I've finally finished this drawing Ive been doing for a competition. I only found out about this the other day so Ive been rushing in the last couple of days to get it finished. It might possibly be the only drawing Ive ever finished in my life because i always get bored and leave a bit.

I'm really not happy with the top half of the picture and its annoying me! I don't know how to put it right ...I'm half lying i actually cant be bothered to change it because it would mean fussing around with a camera again so that's the way its staying whether i like it or not! hmmph
I like the roses and hair so maybe that will be enough to divert the attention away from the head. Not for you people who are reading this though because Ive already pointed out the flaws. *facepalm*

Today i went shopping in mcarthur glen and i got stopped by a man selling windows.  I just looked at him and said "naaah your alright mate Ive got windows" and walked away. I had a strong feeling his mate dared him to go up to me because he had a weird smirk on his face when he was talking (that did freak me out a bit) and when i walked away his friend said "waaaaaaay".  Boys are weird.

Speaking of weird that is nothing compared to the bus incident! I had a lovely day in town Saturday minding my own business and strolled onto the bus at the end of the day. I took a seat next to the window, put my ipod on and relaxed. After a while of tuneage i decided to take a look out the window an- WTF!!!!!! There was a fat ginger man (must have been in his 40s) standing there inches away from the window staring right at me. He didn't say anything or do anything...he just stood there staring. As you can imagine i was a little freaked out by this and didn't really know what to do. I just looked away and hoped the bus would start or he would get bored and bugger off! After about 10 minnuits i got pissed and thought if hes still there looking at me I'm going to ask him what the hell his problem is. I looked back at him. He then began to walk backwards perfectly straight until turning a corner (still walking backwards) and disappearing behind a wall.
Swansea....never go there.

Wednesday 14 July 2010

Saturday 10 July 2010

Eclipse

Today i went into town to see the newest addition to the twilight saga , Eclipse. hmmm well my opinion wasn't very high because it was a cheese fest full of endless bullshit and depressingly slow dialog! I wasn't exactly blown over with excitement over the first two films but this really took the biscuit for shitest film. The whole thing was like watching a spoof and i could not take it seriously. I found myself laughing at how poorly acted and directed the film was and also at Jasper's new found accent.(i swear he didn't have that accent before) After watching the film and reading the book i couldn't tell you what happened at all in the story plot. There was nothing really of importance or anything remotely interesting that happened through the 2 hours of footage.

This whole love triangle isn't very realistic. Why cant she just find someone who is not a mythological creature and stick with him. If not that at least stay with Edward! There's no need to be a total whore about it and fall in love with a werewolf as well. (Even if that werewolf is impossibly clingy) Why did she randomly make out with jacob? Was there any need for that? Was that proving anything? Helllo!!! your going out with Edward and hes standing right there! What's wrong with you!

To be honest it doesn't seem like Bella knows what she wants. shes against the idea of marriage then she wants to get married . She loves her family and life but she wants to be a vampire. She loves Jacob yet she loves Bella. Maybe it would be a good idea for her to take a nice long break away from everyone and clear her head before she makes any rash decisions like being murdered then turned into a vampire...just a suggestion. Personally i wouldn't pick either of them. They're both more trouble than they're worth!

Despite hating this film with a burning Passion and forcing myself to read the books , twilight has always given me something to laugh about. Mostly the cliche things Edward comes out with make me giggle the most. I also quite like jasper , Rosalie and Alice as characters. They are the most interesting characters in the whole thing and i think the films should look more on they're story's instead of going on and on about the unconvincing romance of Bella and Edward. Who actually cares!!

So this is supposed to be a must see for people who have grown up watching potter? This is what twi-hards are saying beats potter? Stephanie meyer is a better writer than J.K Rowling? *laughs unconvincingly loud* Dear me, I'm afraid there is no competition. I do feel even the  potter films reach the top of the cheese meter at points but at least you get a warm hearted feeling and develop a  love for the characters. I bloody hate the twilight characters, especially Bella as she constantly has a look of concern on her face...even at happy moments. So yeah sorry but twilight is a very big phase that will eventually pass while potter will be passed down to generation after generation and remembered for years to come.

Oh well maybe i didn't waste my £5 and sit through a painless 2 hour film for nothing. At least i got to see an advert for Leonardo Di caprio's new film, Inception. Now that's what I'm talking about!

Friday 9 July 2010

Today i made a bag.

Wednesday 7 July 2010

Making the marauders map (part 1)

Ive been in a very creative mood recently. I don't know if this is because I'm bored or because I've spent a year taking an art course and now i cant stop! I think it's more likely that I'm just very bored. So anyway i decided to recreate the Marauders map from the film. I fist needed  to create the map. This was the hardest part of the whole thing! One of the marauders must have been a master of origami or something because its damn impossible to fold. I tried to keep everything neat but failed miserably because i kept making mistakes. Basically you need one middle piece and 7 folded pieces coming from either end. I used 3 A3 pieces of paper and clued them together. From there i just kind of went with the flow and started gluing on pieces here and there trying to make them match up and to tell you the truth it was a blood nightmare. If you haven't made it before just look at images of the map on google and just try and create it how you see it. This is what i did . Don't worry if you screw up because i must have got through a whole tree before i eventually got the right size and shape.

If you were truly blessed and managed to make the map without needing therapy or anger management - give yourself a nice pat on the back. Because your a fucking genius. Any way moving onto the messy bit. Now you need to make the map look all old so its time to drink allot of tea and coffee. You know what you gotta do ;)

Okay so all that's dry , now you have to iron it all out until its quite thin and flat.
Right once you've done that you can now put that too one side. Next grab a piece of tracing paper and go to the link...

http://www2.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/38916/images/38916-hi-Marauders_Map_Towel.jpg

You'll need to flip this image over horizontally in paint then print the image out and trace it. If you don't have a printer at home then just go to the link , flip the image over into paint.blow the screenup to 340% and then just trace from your screen. If you do what i did and forget to flip the image over don't panic! You can still transfer the image you just traced out by covering the back of the tracing paper in pencil, then placing the tracing paper pencil side down onto the map then tracing over the image again! Confused yet?

right so if you've traced the image properly then just place the tracing paper onto the marauders map. The image you just traced must be facing the map. Now secure this in place with a few paper clips so it doesn't move about. Now all you need to do is get a thick pencil and go over everything. Just go crazy! This will then print a guideline onto our map. Don't worry if it's messy and looks utter shaiit because this is just your template.

When your done it should look something like this >
Of course you can try and draw the image onto the map free style but i highly advise that you don't. If you trace it the outcome will look far more professional and in balance.

Right so the next step happens to be my favourite because its fun fun fun!! You will need...

  • Red ink
  • Calligraphy pen
  • a lot of patience
  • a steady hand

Right now you need to go over the template in ink. I used Winsor & Newton - Deep Red ink and a calligraphy pen made out of Italian glass from monico(but you don't need to be so picky any calligraphy pen will do ;) )

Remember to blot your pen so you don't get loads of gloopy red dots everywhere. Be patient and take your time with every small little detail to get the best result.

Right so the cover is finally done, Now all that's left is the inside but that my friends is for another day. So long for now.

Sunday 4 July 2010

Margam park

Today i went to the magical world of Margam park. Okay so it may not have wizards , owls and an assortment of other magical items like the American theme park but jeeez at least its a real castle! I've been here a few times before ( the last time i went to a stone convention....don't ask) but this time i decided to take a few pictures. The whole building is gorgeous i wanted to pack my bag and move in . Because the dog show was on there was millions of dogs aboot as well. Dogs aren't my favourite animal but i have to admit some of them were pretty cute. I also found a woman that created jewellery from coins.(i shit you not) she literally carved into coins with a small saw. The detail was amazing. I looked at her collection of coins and found that she'd carved a stag in one of the coins. (Naturally this made me think of James Potter)