Well it's been another week off college insanity running around like a headless chicken trying to paint that sketch this and find information about famous artists GAAAH!! I've even tried to make every page "visually exciting" for dear Gillian.(my tutor) Basically Ive wapped loads of paint onto a page and dragged a knife through it...yes a knife. Modern art... i don't get it either. I don't think anyone actually looks at my sketches anymore. As long as the background is filled with bright colores and tissue it's fine. So Who exactly is marking this work? A 5 year old?

At the moment I'm watching Gordan having a bash at Dave Cameron. I should be really be reserching Japanese wood cut prints for print making class but i have to wait for the paint to dry first. Besides Gordon is much more fascinating...

I was happily painting away when i get a phone call from some arse hole from "da hood".

Hannah: Hello?

Hoodie: Bonjore

Hannah: Uh...hello

Hoodie: bonjor you fucking prick...*hangs up*

Hannah: 0_o

In fairness i did prank call his girlfriend pretending to be from Sweden then phoning her back pretending to be a french pedophile. I suppose i deserved that. I love how he came on the phone last week and goes

"i know where you fucking live, yeah! i'm gonna come over there and bash you in, yeah!"

Course he will

Me being a gimp i didn't hide my number when i rang him so i get the odd phone call now and again.
*face palm*

*looks at the TV*

Hmm Gordon browns not a happy bunny he's shaking his head in disapproval. Is it me or does David Cameron and nick Cleg look like the same person. Times like this that i miss Obama...

Jesus it's the 10th of April already? Ive been having very strange dreams recently. Like the night before last i dreamt that i went swimming in the river of the damned but i dident know it was the river of the damned i thought it was just a river. Anyway i get home and when i go to bed i see a huge bright orange and yellow light coming towards me, everything really blurry and i can make out too figures standing there but i have no idea who it is. Then there's this fuzzy white noise that comes on and t get louder and louder until its buzzing right inside my ears. I tell my parents " AAAAHHHH HELP ME THEY'RE GOING TO GET ME ITS THE ALIENS PLEASE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING". At this point i was genuinely shit scared that i was going to die but my parents they just and say "Well doesn't look like there's allot we can do about that is there. So then I'm like "WTF THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE RIVER !!" The dream goes on like that for a while and i cant remember much else but i think i go back to the river and all these ghost find me and shit goes down!

Superbad

So i IMDB'd Christopher Mintz-Plasse after going to see Kick-Ass last week and came across Superbad. Never seen it before although I've heard of it so heck i may as wel watch it . I wasn't expecting it to be all that good, a typical stupid American comedy perhaps. What really appealed to me about this film was the lack of Adam Sandler. Without Adam sandler surely it cant be all that bad. Anyway i watched it and was quite surprised that it was actually funny. The story line was quite cute too. Awww they wuved each other ^_^. *cough* anyway yeah i likes the fact it actually had a story line in the first place like most of Adam Sandlers film tend to drone on about bollocks that you don't care about and you never understand whats going on! I'm sorry but he really is the most untalented "comedian" I've ever seen in the cinema, and I've seen twilight for Christ sake!

Allot of film critics go on about the fact there's not allot of audience for a film like this and adult wont go and see a film about teenagers. Isn't it mostly teenagers that go to the cinema anyway if they made a film a day in the life of a pensioner I'm sure they wouldn't get as many viewers. Apparently teenage girls don't enjoy this film either and the film is "marketed towards teen males" . I don't really agree with this because i know i enjoyed it. Twas a good film with lovable character's , good actors and a story line that kept you entertained so i recommend it.

Final Fantasy 13

Waw 13 Final Fantasy games. Has there really been that many? I only own 2 of them and i borrowed the 13Th. I have Final Fantasy 9 and 10 and dear me there is allot of differences between the 2. FF9 was on the PlayStation and the characters where really small and stumpy like little hobbits. I used to play it and have absolutely no idea what was going on .It was waaaaaaaay to complicated with all the different spells , weapons , antidotes , crystals and that sort of stuff. In battles i used to just keep pressing down the X button and hoping for the best. More often than not that would actually win the battle. I hated the fact that every time you took a step forward a flashing light would come on because you've stumbled onto an enemy that you now have to defeat. What the hell is this, Pokemon? Anyway if you don't defeat them then you wont be strong enough to defeat the boss and move on with the levels. I don't think there was actually any game play in the whole thing there was just endless battles. The sad thing is you don't get to catch them in a pokeball at the end either you just get the pride of winning. There was 4 whole discs of this and i got abut half way through the 1st one and lost the will to live. Sure the graphics were amazing for that time and it was fun being able to name the characters whatever you wanted (in my case it was often poo and bum so the story line could be allot more interesting...i was a sick child) but as for the game it was just too boring for words.

FF10 however was allot better. This was on PlayStation 2 and the graphics were amazing. I always found Tidus annoying but i suppose you grow to love him as the game goes on. As annoying as i found Tidus words cant describe how annoying Yuna was, Her voice was enough to agitate me. Anyway the games story line was what made this game so great. Take that away and your back to Final Fantasy 9 with the endless battles. I mean for god sake there's only so many health potions you can go through. Anyway again i never finished the game although i got allot closer to the end than FF9.

Looks like a skipped 2 games and went straight to Final Fantasy 13. Now its out on the Xbox360 and the graphics are unbelievably amazing! I love the characters (nobody is annoying me yet) and i love the story line and you don't get that annoying flash of light that tells you that you've stumbled on an enemy, Instead you can actually see when there's an enemy approaching because it will be there in front of you. Another thing i like about this game is that when you are battling an enemy you don't have to take turns in attacking each other anyone can just go for it and beat the shit out of each other at free will. As well as this everything is allot less complicated then the other games and i understand where i am and whats going on. However despite this being a definite improvement on the other games i still find an enemy every 5 seconds or so. Its annoying and basically all the level are the same just with different enemy's. There's 4 discs of this game and I'm not sure I'm going to Finnish it but I'm hanging in there and giving FF13 a fair shot. So far it's going well.

Motivated

Jesus Christ what a rubbish two weeks it has been. Sorry to start off on a bad note. Ive been running around like a headless chicken trying to Finnish of work but there's always something left to do! I never even finished my key skills but heck i have 2 weeks off i can worry about that later.

Yes Easter is upon us once again, Another excuse to become a couch potato and eat chocolate until i throw up, then eat some more. I never really liked Easter and too be honest ill probably die of boredom before the obesity from all the chocolate gets me. I do however have a plan to get a job. I just phones the restaurant by my house and they said phone back later so there you are. I better get my CV sorted and fill it with utter bollocks about myself. I'm hopeless at writing them. The first sentence is...

..."I am Self-motivated and feel confident to work independently."

Ahhh yes just call me Mr motivator (as seen above)

You know whats not very motivating? The shitty weather!

It's April, isn't it supposed to be getting warmer and on its way to summer? It's snowing in Scotland and i have to swim to college! I hope it brightens up tomorrow so i can wear my new silver sandals but i think the chances of that are the same as me giving up chocolate this Easter.