A Hogwarts love triangle

It's my best friend Seren's 17th birthday on Monday so i wrote her a little Harry Potter poem to go into her birthday card. Seren is probably the biggest Remus Lupin fan out there and is a fan of this "wolfstar" business that is apparently around the Internet these days. Basically a world where Sirius and Remus get it on. And what a lovely world that is, let us take a few moments to honor the fact that Remus and Sirius obviously want each others baby's!

There once was a boy named Sirius Black

who had curly luscious hair,

His good looks gave me a heart attack

but he's gay for Lupin i swear!

Remus Lupin had seen the full moon

so ran to the Forbidden forest,

He sat alone humming a sad tune

and dreaming of Seren-Haf Morris.